I wrote this in a coffee shop. Because I remembered that both Scar, Caliborn and Calliope are british, and use words with a lot of U’s in them. And then I finished it today because I wanted something fun to post.
BE PREPARED: Caliborn and Calliope
I know that yoUr powers of retention
are as wet, as the earth post condescension
bUt as stUbborn as yoU are, pay attention
this game leads to the Ultimate prize
ITS CLEAR FROM THEIR STuPID FACES
THE LIGHTS ARE NOT ON IN THEIR JuJuS GLARES
BuT WERE TALKING GAMES AND DYING RACES
EVEN You CANT BE CAuGHT uNAWARE
so prepare for the qUest of four universal lifetimes
be prepared for a sensational mUse
a repaired new era
in paradox space is nearer
uu: AND WHERE DO YOu FIT IN?
UU: just listen to teacher
I know it soUnds sordid
but yoU’ll be rewarded
when at last I am arisen anew,
and from this game we’ve delicioUsly faired,
[Dirk:] Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh… we’ll be prepared, heh.
[Caliborn:] FOR THE DEATH OF MY SISTER.
[Dirk:] Why? Is she sick?
[Caliborn:] NO FOOL WE’RE GOING TO KILL HER. AND THIS GAME TOO.
[CAL:] Great idea! Who needs a game?
[CAL AND DIRK]:
NO GAME NO GAME HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
[Caliborn:] IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A GAME.
[DIRK:] Hey, but you said, uh…
[Caliborn:] AND I WILL BE THE WINNER. STICK WITH ME AND YOu’RE FATE IS GuARANTEED TO BE LESS PAINFuL.
[DIRK and CAL:] Yaay! All right! Long live the Winner.
[All Hyenas:] Long live the winner! Long live the winner!
[Full song again]
It’s great that two sessions soon will be connected.
To form heroes who are all time adored.
CALIBORN: OF COuRSE QuID PRO QuO You’RE EXPECTED.
TO TAKE CERTAIN RISKS WHEN YOu’RE BORED
THIS PLANET IS LITTERED WITH CORPSES
AND THOUGH WE’RE ABANDONED DEFINITELY
THE POINT THAT I MuST CRITICIZE IS.
YOu THINK YOu’RE ANYTHING WITHOuT ME
Calliope: so prepare for the qUest of the century.
BE PREPARED FOR THE MuRKIEST CAM.
(Oooh… La! La! La!)
Calliope: meticUloUs planning
(We’ll have glory!)
Caliborn: SEVERAL UNIVERSE’ SPANNING
(Lots of praise)
Calliope: millenia of trial
Caliborn: IS SIMPLY WHY I’LL
(Life an endless treat)
Calliope&Caliborn: BE WINNER uNDISPuTED.
And seen for the wonder I am
YES, MY TEETH AND AMBITIONS ARE BARED.
yes oUr teeth an amibitions are bared.