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Caliborn and Calliope: Musicalstuck

I wrote this in a coffee shop. Because I remembered that both Scar, Caliborn and Calliope are british, and use words with a lot of U’s in them. And then I finished it today because I wanted something fun to post. 


BE PREPARED: Caliborn and Calliope

UU:
I know that yoUr powers of retention
are as wet, as the earth post condescension
bUt as stUbborn as yoU are, pay attention
this game leads to the Ultimate prize

uu:
ITS CLEAR FROM THEIR STuPID FACES
THE LIGHTS ARE NOT ON IN THEIR JuJuS GLARES
BuT WERE TALKING GAMES AND DYING RACES
EVEN You CANT BE CAuGHT uNAWARE

UU:
so prepare for the qUest of four universal lifetimes
be prepared for a sensational mUse
a repaired new era
in paradox space is nearer

uu: AND WHERE DO YOu FIT IN?

UU: just listen to teacher

I know it soUnds sordid
but yoU’ll be rewarded
when at last I am arisen anew,
and from this game we’ve delicioUsly faired,
be prepared!
[Spoken]
[Dirk:] Yeah, Be prepared. 
Yeah-heh… we’ll be prepared, heh.
…For what?
[Caliborn:] FOR THE DEATH OF MY SISTER.
[Dirk:] Why? Is she sick?

[Caliborn:] NO FOOL WE’RE GOING TO KILL HER. AND THIS GAME TOO.  
[CAL:] Great idea! Who needs a game?
[CAL AND DIRK]:
NO GAME NO GAME HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
[Caliborn:] IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A GAME.
[DIRK:] Hey, but you said, uh…
[Caliborn:] AND I WILL BE THE WINNER. STICK WITH ME AND YOu’RE FATE IS GuARANTEED TO BE LESS PAINFuL.
[DIRK and CAL:] Yaay! All right! Long live the Winner.
[All Hyenas:] Long live the winner! Long live the winner!
[Full song again]
[Calliope]
It’s great that two sessions soon will be connected.
To form heroes who are all time adored.


CALIBORN:  OF COuRSE  QuID PRO QuO You’RE EXPECTED.
TO TAKE CERTAIN RISKS WHEN YOu’RE BORED

THIS PLANET IS LITTERED WITH CORPSES
AND THOUGH WE’RE ABANDONED DEFINITELY
THE POINT THAT I MuST CRITICIZE IS.
YOu THINK YOu’RE ANYTHING WITHOuT ME

Calliope: so prepare for the qUest of the century.
(Hooo!)

Caliborn:
BE PREPARED FOR THE MuRKIEST CAM.
(Oooh… La! La! La!)
Calliope: meticUloUs planning
(We’ll have glory!)

Caliborn: SEVERAL UNIVERSE’ SPANNING
(Lots of praise)
Calliope: millenia of trial
(We repeat)
Caliborn: IS SIMPLY WHY I’LL
(Life an endless treat)

Calliope&Caliborn: BE WINNER uNDISPuTED.
(Aaaaaaah…)
Calliope: respected.

Caliborn: SALuTED.
(…aaaaaaah…)

Calliope&Caliborn:
And seen for the wonder I am
(…aaaaaaah!)

Caliborn:
YES, MY TEETH AND AMBITIONS ARE BARED.
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
BE PREPARED!
[Calliope:]
yes oUr teeth an amibitions are bared. 

be prepared!

  1. nazerath reblogged this from linkzeldi and added:
    Well obviously nothing is going to top this tonight. Freakin’ hilarious and awesome.
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