"X Sucks and You Suck for liking X"

Your name is linkzeldi, and you enjoy being RIGHT. You've construed this enjoyment to mean you are right about everything.

You're not going to give up like all the others. You fight for the things you love. And the things you hate. Or just fight in general. You love deconstruction for themes, opinions and long winded arguments. Your mind is at peace, the world's out of order, the only way to solve this is to scream at everybody until things make sense again.

You have a number of interests including anime, especially NEON GENESIS EVANGELION, you used to read a thing called HOMESTUCK but now you think you only continue to start PETTY ARGUMENTS about it's awfulness. You are known for your obsessive love of a CERTAIN SPIDER TROLL LINEAGE.

You also dream of becoming a writer, but for right now you'll settle with punching your rivals in the face.

Caliborn and Calliope: Musicalstuck

I wrote this in a coffee shop. Because I remembered that both Scar, Caliborn and Calliope are british, and use words with a lot of U’s in them. And then I finished it today because I wanted something fun to post. 


BE PREPARED: Caliborn and Calliope

UU:
I know that yoUr powers of retention
are as wet, as the earth post condescension
bUt as stUbborn as yoU are, pay attention
this game leads to the Ultimate prize

uu:
ITS CLEAR FROM THEIR STuPID FACES
THE LIGHTS ARE NOT ON IN THEIR JuJuS GLARES
BuT WERE TALKING GAMES AND DYING RACES
EVEN You CANT BE CAuGHT uNAWARE

UU:
so prepare for the qUest of four universal lifetimes
be prepared for a sensational mUse
a repaired new era
in paradox space is nearer

uu: AND WHERE DO YOu FIT IN?

UU: just listen to teacher

I know it soUnds sordid
but yoU’ll be rewarded
when at last I am arisen anew,
and from this game we’ve delicioUsly faired,
be prepared!
[Spoken]
[Dirk:] Yeah, Be prepared. 
Yeah-heh… we’ll be prepared, heh.
…For what?
[Caliborn:] FOR THE DEATH OF MY SISTER.
[Dirk:] Why? Is she sick?

[Caliborn:] NO FOOL WE’RE GOING TO KILL HER. AND THIS GAME TOO.  
[CAL:] Great idea! Who needs a game?
[CAL AND DIRK]:
NO GAME NO GAME HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
[Caliborn:] IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A GAME.
[DIRK:] Hey, but you said, uh…
[Caliborn:] AND I WILL BE THE WINNER. STICK WITH ME AND YOu’RE FATE IS GuARANTEED TO BE LESS PAINFuL.
[DIRK and CAL:] Yaay! All right! Long live the Winner.
[All Hyenas:] Long live the winner! Long live the winner!
[Full song again]
[Calliope]
It’s great that two sessions soon will be connected.
To form heroes who are all time adored.


CALIBORN:  OF COuRSE  QuID PRO QuO You’RE EXPECTED.
TO TAKE CERTAIN RISKS WHEN YOu’RE BORED

THIS PLANET IS LITTERED WITH CORPSES
AND THOUGH WE’RE ABANDONED DEFINITELY
THE POINT THAT I MuST CRITICIZE IS.
YOu THINK YOu’RE ANYTHING WITHOuT ME

Calliope: so prepare for the qUest of the century.
(Hooo!)

Caliborn:
BE PREPARED FOR THE MuRKIEST CAM.
(Oooh… La! La! La!)
Calliope: meticUloUs planning
(We’ll have glory!)

Caliborn: SEVERAL UNIVERSE’ SPANNING
(Lots of praise)
Calliope: millenia of trial
(We repeat)
Caliborn: IS SIMPLY WHY I’LL
(Life an endless treat)

Calliope&Caliborn: BE WINNER uNDISPuTED.
(Aaaaaaah…)
Calliope: respected.

Caliborn: SALuTED.
(…aaaaaaah…)

Calliope&Caliborn:
And seen for the wonder I am
(…aaaaaaah!)

Caliborn:
YES, MY TEETH AND AMBITIONS ARE BARED.
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
BE PREPARED!
[Calliope:]
yes oUr teeth an amibitions are bared. 

be prepared!

  1. nazerath reblogged this from linkzeldi and added:
    Well obviously nothing is going to top this tonight. Freakin’ hilarious and awesome.
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